Causing him to developed many alter egos, all of which having far less talent than him. One day 2D snapped under all the senseless harassment from Murdoc and broke his nose with a shovel. He is a devout Satanist from Stoke on Trent. He plays the E string on his bass mixed with his G string which he often lets other people run their hands over. According to the music video Rock The House, Murdoc likes to bounce balls off of his groin for fun when he's bored and feeling sexy. His real name is Bruce Banner otherwise known as the Incredible Hulk. He is still getting all the ladies at 50 years old. Murdoc is the son of Satan and Orihime Inoue from bleach. Murdoc and Russel make fun of 2D because they think he's gay for a muscular version of himself.

They are, light, Hello Kitty, the color yellow (but only on Fridays), Murdoc in a thong, naked women, whales, Murdoc behind the wheel, Murdoc in every way, Noodle when she wakes up on a Monday morning and Russel when he's hungry. He has 23 kids or more all of which are legitimate and more than three quarters may in fact belong to Murdoc. Girls still somehow find him attractive, even though he has messed up eyes, sickly blue hair, anorexia and missing front teeth. 2D thinks his hair is blue, possibly mistaking his head for his badly dyed pubis. He got his messed up eyes acquired from having a car bounced off his head twice by Murdoc. She may have a crush on Murdoc, 2D, Russel, Batman and many other fictional characters like Graham Coxon but does not care.įor the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Gorillaz.ĢD: Named after the 2 8 ball fractures he got from Murdoc. She has for a pet a chain-smoking monkey called Mike who always wears a fez and wants to sell Russel's kidneys for drug money. She joined the band when she was 10 years old, she is now 26. Originally she was meant to be shipped to Luigi's Mansion to save Mario but was delivered to the Gorillaz Kong studios by mistake.

Her real name is Penisy Meyers, but she didn't tell anyone her name because a Penisy is a type of mammal. When she first arrived the only word she that she knew to say was 'noodle' hence the name Noodle. Noodle: Noodle is the Guitarist for the Gorillaz. 4 Phase Three: Plastic Bitch and THE FALL (2008–2012)Īlthough all members were created at the same time, some are older than others.3 Phase Two: Slowboat to Bankruptcy (2004–2007).2 Phase One: Hipster Take Down (1998–2002).

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